Those of you who have the ability to scroll down or the loyalty to visit this site more than once will have noticed that RedJolt doesn’t like the people who want a ‘dislike’ button on facebook. He is wrong.

I mean am I the only one who begins to shake with mouth frothing hatred when I see a ‘4 mre sleeps’ status update from some Paris Hilton wannabe who can’t wait to get back to see her innate boyfriend and presumably swap mind numbing pleasantries before dropping pants, bending over and thinking of En-ger-land?

Currently when I see such banality I can’t really respond with a ‘comment’ as otherwise I’d spend my life doing nothing else, and nor can I ‘like’ it with a healthy dose of sarcasm because apparently the internet cannot convey such elaborate sentiments. Hence I have to leave it there, existing without being mocked or challenged and that is something I cannot stand for. It’s like leaving a turd unflushed or a Morris Dancer alive – unacceptable. For some of you out there this might have been a bit strong and you are now slightly upset because you make such lovey comments now and again; well, first – never do that again and second, consider the other applications of the dislike button.

Nick ‘Dreaming of a White Christmas’ Griffin has a facebook page. He makes posts on it. He claims to be democratically supported by newts, pitbulls and inbreds across the nation. Now imagine his reaction when not only everybody in the UK but everybody in the right thinking world ‘disliked’ his status. Okay, so it might not stop him beating his drum of division but it would send an incredibly strong message of opposition to the view BNP and a message of support to those who they attack. And, more importantly, it would feel rather nice.

Obviously a dislike button isn’t a perfect system, the chances for bullying and abuse are massive but shiiiiiiiit Facebook I want one and I want one now.

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